colon cologne

A natural fragrance expelled from one's shitbox.

Brent dusted Stephen's living room with a pleasant mist of colon cologne as he jolted off to work.

by matfunguy July 19, 2015

Colon Cologne

Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.

Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.

by MoonUrMom March 1, 2021

Colón (Pronounced Cologne)

Colón is a sea port on the Caribbean Sea coast of Panama. The city lies near the Atlantic entrance to the Panama Canal. It is capital of Panama's Colón Province and has traditionally been known as Panama's second city. Colón was traditionally located entirely on Manzanillo Island, surrounded by Limon Bay, Manzanillo Bay and the Folks River. Since the disestablishment of the Canal Zone, the city's limits have been redefined to include the former Canal Zone towns of Cristobal, Rainbow City, Margarita, and Coco Solo, as well as the former U.S. Army base of Fort Gulick. Also, is found to be a last name. (Not to be mispronounced & mistaked for the human organ)

"There's a Movie Theater in El Paso, TX Called Colón (Pronounced Cologne)!"

by me1980 February 6, 2010

Colón (pronounced Cologne)

Cristóbal Colón is the Spanish name
for Christopher Columbus.

The city of Colón (pronounced Cologne) is named after Christopher Colombus.

by Khobab Ben Khayeel October 14, 2011

Colone Pone

A ponytail that is braided and tied just like the ones of Colonial Times. It IS in good taste to immediately scream out such description to your friends and colleagues.

I was walking through the mall when I spotted a Colone Pone.

by BT 3PLO DEGREES BOIZ June 3, 2009