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Conidiot 

An idiot who makes up conditions to make themselves seem more important than what they are, or they more than likely use pre-existing conditions.
Steve: I'm insane, did you know that?
Joe: Dumbass, it is impossible to declare yourself insane
Steve: What?
Joe: To be insane, you lose all concept of judging sanity, which you claim you no longer have, so it is impossible to declare insanity, you conidiot
Conidiot by Nathan Etilredneh July 12, 2009
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Conidiot 

1. The opposite of a coronaphobe. A sloppy word invented by the aforementioned party to shame people who do not hoard toilet paper and Pringles.

2. A person whose brain is incapable of admitting fault, and who instead refers to a pandemic as China Virus
Normal person: *walks outside to get mail*
Coronaphobic neighbor busy body: "Look, I have the moral high ground and more toilet paper. Time to watch to conidiots burn! Quick, grab the camping chairs and week 1's bagels."
Conidiot by Smiggles ; ) March 25, 2020

covidiot assembler

A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.
Why has that Covidiot assembler told all his followers to still keep coming to church?
covidiot assembler by NoPreach March 21, 2020

Covidiot 

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:
Someone who ignores the warnings regarding public health or safety.
A person who hoards goods, denying them from their neighbors.
Did you see that covidiot with 300 rolls of toilet paper in his basket?
That covidiot is hugging everyone she sees.
Covidiot by you'reandidiot March 16, 2020
Word of the Day on March 23, 2020

Covidiot 

People that have no brain cells and can’t understand what social distancing means. People that make others life miserable in lockdown by continually mixing with others, therefore making the lockdown last longer because it fails .
Look at those covidiots over there all sat together thinking that they won’t spread the virus, then go clap for the NHS.
Covidiot by Diphylleia Grayi May 23, 2020

Covidiot 

A person who ignores the governments and health organization's recommendations in regards to the COVID-19 pandemic.
I was standing in line at Walmart and a guy says to me "my test hasn't come back yet but I have all the COVID-19 symptoms" and he wasn't even wearing a MASK! He is such a Covidiot!!!
Covidiot by SKULLYARD May 1, 2020
That damned Canidiot couldn't figure out how to use a hammer.
canidiot by Doug Adamek June 30, 2005
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