An admitting of having succumbed to your cravings for softwarm squeezable human tissue.
Slick Willie has partaken of so many disgraceful and sordid trysts during his morally-depraved lifetimedat if he went to da confleshional, he'd likely be there all day!
Collesha refers to a woman who is typically overweight, the "col" stemming from the word Colossal and the "esh" referring to the expression one would typically make when seeing her "sheesh that woman is fat"
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.