A word for an utter cunt who has his butler fetch his bumming briefs for a spot of "man business" on a friday evening
You are such a colesie
by brittyg September 25, 2015
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A Colesy is a male gym junkie who is renowned for sending naked selfies to 12 year olds for sexual favours. Usually a Colesy has a hawttttt mumm called Debbie that likes the occasional sausage in her pooper.

A Colesy also likes to wear 'swag' clothes most days, the weekends are commonly called 'extra swag' days.

A Colesy will often fall in love with his female friends after a few weeks.

He thinks his dreads are 'metro' but they are not.

Dont be tricked by his masculanity and his jungle like chest hair, he has the emotions of a 'twelvie'.
Colesy always cries after he consumes alcohol, also when he is cut from football teams e.g Under 15's Colin Sylvia Football squad
by Doganaghy April 22, 2013
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some bitch ass hoe who sets niggas up for a livin! this bitch got no friends! NONE.. she fake as fuck and weak as all hell..her name defines the word cunt
Oh mah lord, Colesie needs to grow da fuck up!
by Bawlller October 15, 2015
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