colder than a snowman's junk

adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.

Fuck me, it's colder than a snowman's junk out here!

colder than a snowman's junk by SkidMarkyMark November 7, 2009

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