coldelini

Noun: When your leg hurts after waking up from a deep sleep. (Can also be associated with pins and needles after waking up from a deep sleep.)

Damn, I just got Coldelini again.

Don't you just hate that Coldelini feeling?

coldelini by Krisdawaffle August 15, 2024

Closelining 

v. (chiefly in football) Knock down (a runner) by placing one's outstretched arm in the runner's path at neck level. may knock you out

n. A rope or wire on which washed clothes are hung to dry

Note: Closelining can also be spelled "Clotheslining"

Yo, if you don't want to remember where you are, play with Eric; that kid's always closelining.

Closelining by WordsRCool December 6, 2011

Collinism 

A phrase or euphemism that is used in conjunction with gratuitous amounts of political incorrectness and over-exaggerated emotions.

Collinism: "God no, don't buy that, it has propylene glycol, and powdered cellulose in it!"

Collinism: "Trust me, if you knew half as much as i knew, your head would blow off your shoulders."

Collinism by icehomie7 December 31, 2010

Codeling 

The sound made by a programmer while writing source code.

Person What did you say?

Programmer Oh nothing I was just codeling.

Codeling by FenderQ November 21, 2010

coldlink

another name for a broken link on a web site. It's the opposite of a "hotlink", which is an internet hyperlink that actually works. Generally used in reference to links on the world wide web, but sometimes used to describe IRL relationships.

"Why did you send me that broken URL to your heli over IM? It didn't work, it was a total coldlink!"
or
"Date Michael? Uh, never, we're totally coldlinked."

coldlink by tinathan June 19, 2007

Collinization 

the act of being collinized.

Holy Tits! Collinization: Engage!

She's about to be Collinized.

Collinization by Dick Twiddly April 1, 2008

Codelingus

A particularly malicious hack for its victims, codelingus involves manipulating the email communications or word processing programs of it's victims, in order to create chaos on the job or in personal relationships. For example, the victim may receive a strange request from their boss, follow through with the request, and then later find out their boss never sent the email. By the time the victim has a chance to print out the email, it is gone forever.

Other examples may include, pre- or post-dating documents, tagging documents as being saved by the victim, changing registries of application programs to make documents act a certain way, bloating documents with fake code so they take a long time to load, hacking chat and or other text logs to manipulate dialogue. Codelingus is one reason many folks still print out their emails, and take screen shots of documentation, in order to CYA.

Betty: OMG! This important document that we use as a company reference shows that I opened it, changed all the information to be incorrect, and then saved it on the shared drive. This is codelingus, and not the good kind! Good thing those monkeys were so into creating chaos for me THEY FORGOT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THAT SHARED DRIVE BACK THEN.

Codelingus by literalgrrl December 2, 2011