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Cold Take 

The opposite of a "Hot Take". A "Cold Take" is an opinion that one offers only after careful examination of the facts of the subject at hand.
After the tabloids had spewed forth all of the eye catching hot takes, the more well respected news outlets responded with a well researched and thoughtful cold take on the story.
Cold Take by kwaman July 7, 2022

cold take 

Having a trash opinion on something in sports. Relevance of your statements often nonexistent, yet something inclined you to state it.
“Lebron James is overrated!” -Person who often has cold takes
cold take by Och January 23, 2018

Cold Take 

An opinion or prediction regarding a sports team or player that ends up becoming not true.
It can also regard to real life things.
Stephen A Smith predicting that the LA Clippers would not win a game vs the Golden State Warriors was a cold take
Collin Cowherd predicting the end of the Patriots Dynasty was a cold take
The MSM predicting Hillary Clinton to win the U.S Presidency was a freezing cold take
Cold Take by BallMemes April 17, 2019

freezing cold take 

something parker blessing will not stop saying
that’s a freezing cold take
freezing cold take by Slothman2246 February 6, 2023

take a cold shower 

to relieve yourself of all sexual desire. i.e masterbation or a cold shower
"Mmmm, John your body looks so fine," said Bob
"Dude, thinking about men? Go take a cold shower already."
take a cold shower by Meltdownx July 28, 2003

take a cold shower 

to take a shower using cold water
I will take a cold shower. It will be cold. My balls will shrink. Brr.
take a cold shower by Magicpants October 11, 2007
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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