take a cold shower

to relieve yourself of all sexual desire. i.e masterbation or a cold shower

"Mmmm, John your body looks so fine," said Bob
"Dude, thinking about men? Go take a cold shower already."

by Meltdownx July 29, 2003

take a cold shower

to take a shower using cold water

I will take a cold shower. It will be cold. My balls will shrink. Brr.

by Magicpants September 27, 2007

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023