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cold spoon 

when a chick starts rubbin your dick, but has cold hands.
men... you know. cold spoon.
cold spoon by sic fuk January 4, 2011
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Cold Spoon 

Noun, a method of torture in which a metal spoon is extracted from liquid nitrogen after 5 minutes of cooling and is inserted violently into the torturee's anus.
He wouldn't talk until we gave him ye ol' Cold spoon
Cold Spoon by FredDePieGuy October 4, 2017

cold spoon trick 

to get rid of a hickey, leave a spoon in the freezer for 2 hours or so, then put the rounded side on the spot (works for about 1/2 the people i know)
Jim:so how was laci last night?
Joe:gotta hickey
Jim:sweet,try the cold spoon trick if you dont want yo mama to see it
cold spoon trick by .andrew October 5, 2008

Spoon cold 

When it's so cold that the only way to warm up is to engage in the act of spooning.
Our heater isn't working, so it's just as spoon cold indoors as out.
Spoon cold by Rurouni KJS November 7, 2010

Cold Spooning

(Coh-ld Spoo-ning)

The act of removing a spoon from a cold substance (i-e ice cream) and placing it on ones nipples, or that of another person. A new trend in the lesbian community. Thought to increase sensitivity in the nipple and make oral stimulation extremely pleasurable.
Hazel had some Ben and Jerries 'Chunky Monkey'. Hazel removed the spoon from the Chunky Monkey and placed it on Helens nipple and they were cold spooning!
Cold Spooning by Munkychunky October 20, 2009
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