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Cold Spoon 

Noun, a method of torture in which a metal spoon is extracted from liquid nitrogen after 5 minutes of cooling and is inserted violently into the torturee's anus.
He wouldn't talk until we gave him ye ol' Cold spoon
Cold Spoon by FredDePieGuy October 4, 2017

cold spoon trick 

to get rid of a hickey, leave a spoon in the freezer for 2 hours or so, then put the rounded side on the spot (works for about 1/2 the people i know)
Jim:so how was laci last night?
Joe:gotta hickey
Jim:sweet,try the cold spoon trick if you dont want yo mama to see it
cold spoon trick by .andrew October 5, 2008

Spoon cold 

When it's so cold that the only way to warm up is to engage in the act of spooning.
Our heater isn't working, so it's just as spoon cold indoors as out.
Spoon cold by Rurouni KJS November 7, 2010

Cold Spooning

(Coh-ld Spoo-ning)

The act of removing a spoon from a cold substance (i-e ice cream) and placing it on ones nipples, or that of another person. A new trend in the lesbian community. Thought to increase sensitivity in the nipple and make oral stimulation extremely pleasurable.
Hazel had some Ben and Jerries 'Chunky Monkey'. Hazel removed the spoon from the Chunky Monkey and placed it on Helens nipple and they were cold spooning!
Cold Spooning by Munkychunky October 20, 2009
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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