Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.
When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS
by Rickard Brown May 23, 2017
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The act of crackin open a bourbon or a beer with your boys but never ciders cause that makes you a little bitch
Bazza: Oi hun I'm gonna go over to Damo's house to crack a cold one with the boys
Shazza: Yeah alright cock head be back by ten
by thedarkmemelord May 27, 2017
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When, on Saturday, you find yourself with your other working comrades and are holding I smooth cool bud light.
John came home from work, became enravelled himself in a heated argument with his wife but left hurriedly with the intention of poppin' a cold one with the boys. It was a Saturday and we all know who this day was for.
by Ddock my d May 21, 2017
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The ancient ritual of opening an ice cold beer with the boys. One of the most important moments of a boys life.
Sorry honey Saturday's are for crackin open a cold one with the boys
by 420yourmom May 31, 2017
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1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.
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Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

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Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.
by Eridan from HSA June 17, 2017
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The sacred act of multiple men (boys) enjoying fresh, cold beers together,
"Last night me and the boys cracked open a few cold ones" said David.
"Tonight, I'm gonna start Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys." Said johny
by FemIsCanc August 4, 2017
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