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Getting a uncooked hot dog from the fridge/freezer, put it inside of a condom and fucking yourself analy
“Since I’m home alone I might as well use a cold dog to fuck my ass”
Cold dog by SmegmaVonBoxMuncher February 10, 2026

cold dog mack 

To spit your best game. To try and pick up a chick.
1. "Yo did you see Willie? He was trying to cold dog mack on Caitlin."
"What can I say? She did look fine"

2. "Stop cold dog macking on her, she's mup"
cold dog mack by RodFromAveQ January 23, 2008

cold russian hot dog 

A Soviet KGB Agent comes into your house stripped down naked with a cold hot dog filled with cum then uses the force if his anus to shoot the hot dog into your anus making you have shit come out of your mouth
Man that cold Russian hot dog fucked me up
cold russian hot dog by Mmcminds January 9, 2016

cold dogging 

An unsual sexual practice where the male freezes his stool then places it inside a condom and uses it as a dildo on his female (or male) partner.
'That turd's been in the freezer for two ours now love and should be frozen solid. You still up for some cold dogging?'
cold dogging by Wull Smutt April 7, 2007

Cold Frosty Doggy 

When a man is performing doggy style sex on an attractive woman but can't orgasm because it's too cold. Enjoyable for woman while she absorbs all warmth.
My girl got six hours of cold frosty doggy, now she's happy but I have pneumonia.
Cold Frosty Doggy by RideBigPony August 2, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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