Cold af

Meaning that you're super good something like Kobe in basketball nigga is cold-blooded

Damn Jamal you cold af in 2k

Cold af by Wfttyyy November 10, 2016

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cold afuck

when it's so cold your mind can't process whether it'd like to be cute af or real as fuck.

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"So, it turns out I have HIV."
"It's ok man, just think of it as African common cold."

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Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

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Yo, Check out the new hoi4 mod "Aftermath: the Cold War" on Steam

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When your extremely cold and someone hits you or you bang your hand on somthing and the pain it ten times worse

*person hits their hand*

“Man that just gave me coldafexiana”

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