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cold afuck 

when it's so cold your mind can't process whether it'd like to be cute af or real as fuck.
example: "lol it's cold aFUCK"
cold afuck by PapaSmurf-777 November 23, 2020

African common cold 

"So, it turns out I have HIV."
"It's ok man, just think of it as African common cold."

permanent affects of men taking cold showers 

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

Aftermath: the Cold War

A cold war mod in the development process for the game Hearts of Iron Iv
Yo, Check out the new hoi4 mod "Aftermath: the Cold War" on Steam

Coldafexiana 

When your extremely cold and someone hits you or you bang your hand on somthing and the pain it ten times worse
*person hits their hand*

“Man that just gave me coldafexiana”
Coldafexiana by No 1 bosco February 13, 2021