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coinsters 

Coinsters is a combination of coin + hipsters. Used to define millennials who are buying crytptocurrency , usually on credit cards, after reading about ridiculously high returns and gains on Bitcoin, Litecoin, etc.

They tend to congregate on Reddit and ask stupid questions.
In addition to student debt, most Coinsters bought coins at their all time high on their maxed out credit cards due to FOMO.
coinsters by FinTechGuru December 13, 2017
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coinstar lottery

The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.
After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.

coinversation 

Conversation involving or regarding money.
I'm running a little low on fundage so I'll have a coinversation with my moms and maybe I can go to the movies with you on Friday.

My boo had a little coinversation with me after I bought the Christian Louboutins last week so I'm gonna have to take it back to WalMartfor a minute.

Hey man, have you seen Donna? She asked me to loan her money for a week and it's been a month since then. I hate to get all loan shark on her but we need to have a serious coinversation.
coinversation by kyfox May 2, 2009

cornster 

Social site for hipster farmers on the go
Do you have cornster yet?? no, i dont have time to make an account.
cornster by rl da bomb December 19, 2013

Countersue 

To sue a person and/or company who is sueing you, in an automatic reaction. May result in a break even in claims.
A:"That bitch is trying to sue me!"
B:"Ow you better countersue her ass off!"
A:"Hell yeah motherf*cka!"
Countersue by thaBigD March 20, 2009

consternation 

shocked dismay: a feeling of alarm, confusion, or dismay, often caused by something unexpected
The news caused worldwide consternation and a panic on the stock exchange.
consternation by Oyat April 25, 2006

Constervation 

Constervation is 50% Conversation and 50% Consternation.

An encounter between two people where one has been an incredible dumb ass and needs told about it.

The Conversation part is monologue and delivered by the individual explaining it to the dumb ass.

The Consternation part is when you, "The Dumb Ass" (silent donkey is also acceptable) realize that what the individual delivering the monologue is explaining to your dumb ass is completely correct.
I had to have this constervation with you because of your failure to realize not just how badly you screwed the pooch but that you didn't realize it at all, dumb ass!

epiphany doh well shit had to be done dumb ass helpful hint buy a clue
Constervation by CTBear July 5, 2014
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