coince 

Short version of coincidence. Easier and more hip to say.

Georgia wants to block health care in thei state.

What a coince Georgia used to be my favorite state.

coince by a clever ud user September 7, 2009

USC - University of Scandal and Conceit

University of Scandal and Conceit, led by Sad Max, became the most corrupt college administration in history. A med school dean was found with a drugged-up 21-year-old woman; he was allowed to remain on faculty, see patients, and raise money until 2017. An FBI sting caught the men’s basketball associate coach taking thousands in bribes. The film school’s chief panhandler, Queen Elizabeth, collected a mountain of dead students while accepting cash from an inside trader ($5M) and director Bryan Singer ($5M) - he was accused of sexual assault of a minor. Queen Elizabeth rejected a $5M female scholarship endowment by rapist Harvey Weinstein only after a student-led petition labeled the gift “blood money.” An entire class of graduate students in the School of Art and Design quit in protest due to poor instruction and academics. A gynecologist sexually abused hundreds of students over 30 years. He resigned with a financial payout. USC declined to inform patients or report him to the state medical board until a nurse filed a complaint about the doctor to an on-campus rape crisis center. An athletic director allegedly accepted more than $1.3 million in bribes including $500K from actress Laurie Loughlin. Loughlin’s daughter, Princess Jaded, bragged on YouTube about attending USC only to attend parties. TMZ found Princess Jaded sunbathing on the head of the USC Board of Trustee’s $100M yacht in the Bahamas when the scandal broke. Apparently, Laurie was not playing with a full house.

Teen: After high school, I want to go to USC - University of Scandal and Conceit.

Parent: The University of Scandal and Conceit? Perhaps you should rethink your options. You have a "C" average. I don't have $10,000 to bribe your way into the university and you don't even play water polo.

Teen: Horses can swim? You don't need to bribe anyone because I'm going to be a film student.

Parent: You want me to pay Queen Elizabeth $1,000 a credit so she can attend European film conferences, while collecting $65,000 a year just for sitting on the board of an editing software company? All you will get after graduation is a job answering phones in West Hollywood and running to Ralph's to restock the production company's kitchen.

Teen: I spend all my time on my iPhone now.

Parent: You're going to a community college for two years, then you can transfer to UCLA, Cal State Northridge, Cal State LA, or Cal State Long Beach. Steven Spielberg had a "C" average in high school and he went to film school at Cal State Long Beach.

Teen: I guess I'll hang out with the Queen Mary for a couple of years.

USC - University of Scandal and Conceit by G. Floyd December 13, 2020

Coiner 

A coiner is someone who compulsively buys ticket refills in Rebel Racing.

-"Dude, that portuguese guy just joined my h2h bracket and he already has 900 points! I hate these coiners!"
-"Yeah, I know, he does that every time... he just can’t help but paying to win. Last time he did over 4k points in my bracket!"

Coiner by Tina-turner July 4, 2021

Cointel 

Counter Intelligence.

No, its not a hotel that uses coins.

PGP is a form of Cointel.

Cointel by Calypso7 May 30, 2008

COINTELPRO 

A long-term law enforcement campaign led by the FBI, and, supported by police intelligence units (formerly known as "Red Squads"). COINTELPRO targets are both disliked political, as well as, criminal organizations, and their leadership. COINTELPRO relies heavily on applied behavioral psychology. It seeks to maximize internal factionalization within targeted groups by identifying and exploiting individual member and organizational weaknesses. In Europe, COINTELPRO-style police techniques are known as "political control technologies".

The FBI's COINTELPRO against the modern anti-war movement and the animal rights movement.

COINTELPRO by Peacefrog71 June 29, 2012

coinversation 

Conversation involving or regarding money.

I'm running a little low on fundage so I'll have a coinversation with my moms and maybe I can go to the movies with you on Friday.

My boo had a little coinversation with me after I bought the Christian Louboutins last week so I'm gonna have to take it back to WalMartfor a minute.

Hey man, have you seen Donna? She asked me to loan her money for a week and it's been a month since then. I hate to get all loan shark on her but we need to have a serious coinversation.

coinversation by kyfox May 2, 2009

Coincuck

A derogatory term for a coiner (or someone who uses cryptocurrency).

The term is used for someone who holds a crypto portfolio that losses a lot of value in a short period of time and defends there hodlings.

They like watching their wallet get fucked.

“Oh my god, did you see this tweet? He’s saying a new bull market is starting.”

“Hahaha, typical coincuck!”

Coincuck by karbonbased August 5, 2018