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Pieces of metal that pick up radio and TV signals.
I get TV with my TV antenna
by a clever ud user December 19, 2009
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Any technology device that you can't deny is what you really want. In my boring house the modem is the magic box. It could be a TV. I have also refered to my laptop as a magic box.

Nothing should really be a magic box but in today's introverted world you see it much too often. Any magic box is likely to lead to an obsession; or is the obsession.
My mom took away the magic box because she is a bitch. My life sucks right now.
by a clever ud user September 7, 2009
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A high-end model line of televisions and A/V components made by RCA during the 1980's. One of their only worthwhile products.
RCA Dimensia stuff is so good that this one guy made it the name of many of his accounts, made videos of it, photos of it, a Wikipeida article on it and more.
by a clever ud user September 7, 2009
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Vending machines that can be found in the desert; appearing as a mirage to be a coca-cola machine; much to the dismay of anybody who is lost and probably thirsty.
In family guy, Brian and Stewie were stranded in the desert when alas they saw a Coca-Cola vening maching; only to be disappointed when upon approaching it it turned out to be an RC Cola mahcine.
by a clever ud user October 7, 2009
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Wire/cable used as power wire for car audio amplifiers, espcially if it's done in a half-assed way such as using cut off jumper cables because it's cheaper. Also any half-assed wiring job, especially if it's hazardous.
I checked under my hood to make sure my Johnson Wire was still wrapped around the battery terminal good.

It was clear that the kid had done some Johnson Wiring to his truck.
by a clever ud user September 7, 2009
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A portable battery used to jump start a vehicle with a dead battery.
The jump box has two wires coming out with clamps on the end; it also has a wall plug and a charge meter; must be for jump starting a vehicle.
by a clever ud user September 13, 2009
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Beer of poor quality that is cheap and usually sold for $1 even cash no tax at downtown walk up "stores". Can including up to generic awful american light beers like light ales lagers and pilsners like Budweiser, while dipping as low as keystone, natural ice, etc. And of course the epic all time low, steel reserve.
Hey do you want like a six pack of something good, or just like a 30 rack of some homeless beers?
by a clever ud user January 24, 2016
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