coiffer 

one who attends university, and thinks they are so much better than anyone. It suggests that their hair is well trimmed and often lifted up at the front, giving them the name "coiffer". most coiffers are doomed to work in a cubicle for the rest of their life and be a tie wearing office bitch.

you are such a coiffer, look at that faggy hairdoo your rockin'.

Look at that coiffer, hes got his nose so high in the air!

We went to a community college keg party and some coiffers showed up, man did they get a beatdown.

coiffer by Fairf November 18, 2007

Corona Coiffure 

The hair style you have after weeks of quarantine without access to barber or hair stylist.

After four weeks in Corona Virus Quarantine Joe had an elaborate Corona Coiffure.

Corona Coiffure by Jrd1mra March 25, 2020

Chapeau Coiffure 

Hat hair.

After wearing a beanie you have severe chapeau coiffure!

Chapeau Coiffure by BGozlady June 28, 2024

Chapeau Coiffure 

Hat hair.

After wearing a beanie, you have severe chapeau coiffure!

Chapeau Coiffure by BGozlady June 28, 2024