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Coffee Grind

When a female/any person with a vagina rubs her vaginal area on someone else, especially while that person is sleeping, passed out or otherwise occupied.

Coffee grind is also less commonly used to describe rubbing the vaginal area on a willing partner during foreplay.
"Kelly, don't bother coffee grindin' that guy - he's just pretending to be asleep!"

"Quick, grab the camera! Katie's giving Brad a mad coffee grind!"
Coffee Grind by Blue Honey December 27, 2007
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Coffee Grind

When someone rubs or grinds their ass crack on someone or something leaving behind a coffee colored stain that smells and tastes like feces.
I took Will's hat in the bathroom and coffee grinded it. Now it smells like my ass!
Coffee Grind by Xo'clock November 10, 2009

coffee grind

Rubbing the crack of one's unclean ass against someone else's face in a act of degradation. The act itself is not unlike pissing on someone when they're down.
After he beat him up, he sat on his face and gave him a serious coffee grind.
coffee grind by sweatypig May 28, 2011

2am coffee grind

when you don't study for shit and the consequences of your actions finally catch up w/ you. the exam's tomorrow (...now today) and you don't know what the f is going on except that you're utterly f'd. there's no one else awake except you and your haunting conscience. so study. so suffer. there's nothing else you can do.
My (sane) friend: yo why do you look so tired it's only 9am
Me: I was on the 2am coffee grind, Starbucks cold brew FTW

2am coffee grind

when it's 2am and realize you've done absolutely nothing all day so you gotta grind fr starting now. bonus points if major test the next day and you don't know shit. chug coffee, pray to a god, hate yourself, and turn Youtube OFF
concerned, sane friend: hey, why do you look so tired?
2am coffee grinder: I was on that 2am coffee grind last night.

grind the coffee beans 

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.
Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*

Coffee Grinding 

A term that is gaining popularity in first-person shooter online multi-player games like "Modern Warfare: 2". "Coffe Grinding" is the act of, upon a successful kill of another player, crouching over the head of the victim's dead body and proceding to perform a "grinding" motion leaving behind a residue of feces with the consistency of "used coffee grinds". This act is to shame and humiliate the victim player, and usually incites anger and violence. Normally performed when one player is "owning" another or a team of others.
After I knifed him for the 4th time in a row I felt like coffee grinding that loser as he bled out on the floor. I ran over and coffee grinded my ass all over his face and then knifed him again.
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