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COD Fish 

A slut who will play Call of Duty with you and then you will get lucky after you beat her in the game several times
Jim: Hey that new girl Danica seems like a cool girl to hangout with.

Rob: Yea she is pretty cool but she is a COD Fish.

Jim: What's wrong with that Rob? are you gay or something?

Rob: No i am not saying there's anything wrong with that at all

cod fish cunt

Term used for women that have a large, stretched out vagina.
cod fish cunt by Thetruth1990 July 29, 2017

smelly COD fish

People who are overly obsessed with Call Of Duty online, and compulsivly play for days on end; thus ruining their social life and making anything they talk about relate to their latest online adventure. Usually sad school children or fat american guys with no life.
A person who repeats to everyone how many kills they have got on call of duty can be described as a 'smelly COD fish'.
Word came about because the nasty verbal annoyance can be compared to the smell of a rotting cod fish, caused by call of duty(cod)
sgtdeath301: OMG that guy yesturday was like tenth prestige and i just completely no-scoped him.
deathman21:(nerdish laugh) huhuheh dude, i was pewning these noobs for like 10 hours man.
normal guy1:jheeze, those two are sad
normal guy2:they are such smelly COD fish
(cool people walk away)
sgtdeath301:WAIT, i got 33 kills and called in 7 uav's ...
smelly COD fish by theendoftime February 19, 2009

PORTUGUESE COD FISH EXTRAVAGANZA 

A woman puts herself in "canis familiaris" position. A man takes a large cod fish, opens its mouth and fills it with his wad. Then spanks her botom (with the cod) till the ass turns very red and warm. After, intruduces the cod fish on her asshole and let the spunk get inside. The man fucks her in the pussy, on any type of agriculture veicle, without letting her ass dripping the cum. When done, she gets a large dump on a sandy beach on a rainy day.
" - I dont know what to buy my wife for our 50th aniversary! - Give her an Portuguese Cod Fish Extravaganza! She will be thrilled!"

coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach
I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.

Cod Fishing

1. The act of playing Call of Duty

2.Fishing for a certain type of fish (see Cod).
1. I was Cod Fishing so hardcore last night; I love that game!

2. I can't stay up late, my Dad and I are going Cod Fishing tomorrow.
Cod Fishing by G-Train11 January 23, 2008
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