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cockfight 

the process of two guys fighting over a girl
guy1: I WANT HER!

guy2: NO I DO!

person walking by: COCKFIGHT!
cockfight by XxI<3gUiTaRxX November 29, 2009
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cockfight 

There is no greater atheltic event than a gladiatorial death match between angry fowl, known as a cockfight. Bonus: after a cockfight you have a barbecue.
cockfight by h3dtr4m4 February 5, 2008
A Bushy hair fro in the genital area of a man. If you have Bob Ross Hairstyle in your nether regions you definitely have a cockfro!
Damn Stacy, I almost had my eye poked out by a cockfro last night while going down on my date!

Cockfro's while dangerous can be very sexy!

"Did you hear? Cockfro's are making a huge comeback!"

cockfro by TCJG June 20, 2008

Briggsy Cockfighting 

A depraved sport enjoyed by bohemian arty types. The participants strip off and stand facing each other. On the referee's word they "engage" their genitalia and commence a sickening battle of diseased phalluses. The depraved spectators roar their approval of every thrust and slap, quaffing champagne throughout the contest. The winner is determined after one hour of cockmanship by 3 judges who award points for artistry, scabbiness, and blood-drawing. The winner enjoys a golden shower from all present and gets to bugger the referee's spaniel. The sport was named after Briggsy, the world's greatest arty bender, who invented it whilst celebrating winning the Turner Prize for his sculpture of a gorilla fucking a shark to death.
I'm in the mood for more entertainment after last night's Briggsy Fishing, Cedric.

Me too, Percy. I think its time for some Briggsy Cockfighting.

Cockflirt 

A girl who inadvertently leads guys on with her charismatic personality and touchy ways. This type of female will show typical signs of interests towards single males seeking mates although she is really just over-friendly by nature. She usually has a lot of male friends which she keeps in the "friend-zone".
Marc likes Diana and thinks she's into him. However, it is not that way at all since Diana is a cockflirt who spends one-on-one time with a lot of guys which she has no romantic interest in what so ever.
Cockflirt by Fiffur August 26, 2009

cockfight 

Primarily a Mexican gambling system pitting one male chicken, cock, against another male cock. Typically used with razor beaks, metal claws, and other paraphenalia to kill the other cock faster.
The cockfight has been going on for hours. The challenger cock looks pretty limp after that last blow.
cockfight by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003