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Cockumentary
n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:
Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings
Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries
A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.
Also known as a Cock Documentary
Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings
Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries
A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.
Also known as a Cock Documentary
Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?
Cockumentary by VRH November 19, 2007
Related Words
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Cockcentration
It took good cockcentration to not get a boner while watching the lesbian sex scene in Black Swan with my parents.
Cockcentration by Payinthefidlr April 10, 2015
Cockcentrate
When you concentrate at a hot girl to make yourself hard, to create affection towards your penis using your mind.
Cockcentrate by Schuman Heinrick June 30, 2010
cockumentum
(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.
(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.
(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.
(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.
(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!
(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!
cockumentum by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004
cockcentric
cockcentric by Joe Camp January 10, 2006
cockventure
cockventure by SPicard June 29, 2018
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