Unnatural20's definitions

cockwalrus

1. A walrus that has penises in place of tusks.
2. An insult used for a person who attempts to be dignified, but fails.

Pat: Man, Tom always tries to be cool, but he just goes around like he's got two giant dicks coming out of his mouth.
Adam: Yeah, what a cockwalrus.

by Unnatural20 April 8, 2008