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cocktoonist 

A person that draws cocks everywhere.
After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018

cockcoon 

"I hear Tyrone is a cockcoon."
cockcoon by *.*.*.* April 29, 2009

orange cockcoon 

when you stretch your balls over the end of your dick, then shine a flashlight through the skin and illuminate your cock
Alsto amazed all with his awesome orange cockcoon...
orange cockcoon by iwascruel August 3, 2007

CockCoon 

I was with a guy last night and tried to get him to cum out of his CockCoon.
CockCoon by Snipedog22 May 5, 2017

cockcoon 

When a man falls asleep with his dick in his partner immediately following sex.
person 1: "Ugh, Dave fell asleep right after we fucked."
person 2: "Oh ya?"
person 1: "Ya, and he was still inside me. He turned me into a total cockcoon."
cockcoon by toolittlechocolate January 25, 2015

Cockcoon 

Where fat peoples dicks are held in unless summoned
Girl #1: the guy I fucked last night had a Cockcoon
Girl #2: wot?

Girl #1: he was fat... and his dick had to come out of metamorphosis
Cockcoon by The biggest loser April 18, 2018