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cocktual 

1. A combination of cocktail and business casual attires.

2. Looking like a dick without really trying.
Falcon, I've got a hot date tonight - don't you think I should go with a cocktual look?
cocktual by *Doc May 17, 2006
Words you can keep

Cocktual Thinker

A person of high intelligence.

A person who thinks all the time.
(Cock- tu- al)
Albert Einstein was a cocktual thinker
“Nikola Tesla was praised as a cocktual thinker for his inventions”
Cocktual Thinker by E.J.B February 5, 2026

Cockqualung 

The highly valued skill of being able to suck dick underwater without taking a breath for a long time.
Sheila used her cockqualung to go down on me for the longest time while we were in the pool. I blew my wad and she wasn't even out of air yet!
Cockqualung by Manpigbear April 12, 2011

Cocktales 

A Song by Too $hort about all the girls, bitches, girlfriends, hos, whores, groupies, etc he has
Cocktales the song rules.
it's on Short Dogg's "Cocktails" CD
Cocktales by lil pimpin' June 19, 2006

cocktually

A pun for the word(Actually), in a sexual reference.
"Honey, you're so tight it cocktually fits"
cocktually by Mid + Radio September 12, 2006

cocktalker 

A person (male or female) who won't stop building themselves up. To inflate their ego so high, people around can't help but get a pin.
Hey man! I'm the best at meeting (men or women). James bond or Heidi Fleiss has nothing on me. I can talk the stink out of a skunk.
"You're just a cocktalker, so just shut-up"!!
cocktalker by tedshado July 15, 2010

cocktale 

Sharing tales of getting tail: a recount of promiscuous encounter with the opposite sex. The stories may be funny, but they also tend to be quite embarrassing.
Friend: Dude, tell me about your cocktale last night!
Cocktale Sharer: Bro, it was awful. First, I couldn't figure out how to un-do her bra. Then, we were walked in on twice! Worst night ever!
cocktale by cocktaler January 2, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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