cocktual 

1. A combination of cocktail and business casual attires.

2. Looking like a dick without really trying.

Falcon, I've got a hot date tonight - don't you think I should go with a cocktual look?

cocktual by *Doc May 17, 2006

Cocktual Thinker

A person of high intelligence.

A person who thinks all the time.
(Cock- tu- al)

“Albert Einstein was a cocktual thinker”
“Nikola Tesla was praised as a cocktual thinker for his inventions”

Cocktual Thinker by E.J.B February 5, 2026

Cockqualung 

The highly valued skill of being able to suck dick underwater without taking a breath for a long time.

Sheila used her cockqualung to go down on me for the longest time while we were in the pool. I blew my wad and she wasn't even out of air yet!

Cockqualung by Manpigbear April 12, 2011

Cocktales 

A Song by Too $hort about all the girls, bitches, girlfriends, hos, whores, groupies, etc he has

Cocktales the song rules.
it's on Short Dogg's "Cocktails" CD

Cocktales by lil pimpin' June 19, 2006

cocktually

A pun for the word(Actually), in a sexual reference.

"Honey, you're so tight it cocktually fits"

cocktually by Mid + Radio September 12, 2006

cocktalker 

A person (male or female) who won't stop building themselves up. To inflate their ego so high, people around can't help but get a pin.

Hey man! I'm the best at meeting (men or women). James bond or Heidi Fleiss has nothing on me. I can talk the stink out of a skunk.
"You're just a cocktalker, so just shut-up"!!

cocktalker by tedshado July 15, 2010

cocktale 

Sharing tales of getting tail: a recount of promiscuous encounter with the opposite sex. The stories may be funny, but they also tend to be quite embarrassing.

Friend: Dude, tell me about your cocktale last night!
Cocktale Sharer: Bro, it was awful. First, I couldn't figure out how to un-do her bra. Then, we were walked in on twice! Worst night ever!

cocktale by cocktaler January 2, 2011