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Cocksmithing 

The act of preparing ones cock for an encounter or ritual involving the cock. Once a year the cocksmiths celebrate the month of Cocktober which is considered to be very fruitful when it comes to the smithing of cocks.
“Are you ready for the annual cocksmithing celebration?”

“Oh you mean the order of the cocks. Yes I am. I hope i’m awarded with the cocksmithers valiant award.”

“You’re a shoe in. You smith cocks really well.”
Cocksmithing by gudy robert January 5, 2019
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Cocksmithing 

The smithing of one's cock.
Kramer spent all of last weekend cocksmithing, and sold them at market for a very low price. He banged multiple chicks via garage. Or ne-grage for the blacks.

cocksmithin 

1. The act of being able to find, seduce and satisfy any female, mainly bacouse of the fact that you have in incredibly beautifull dick that makes your confidence go through the roof.
2. A mans ability to have sex for extremely long periods of time,and to only cum when he feels like it, resulting in extreme pleasure for his female subject of the evening.
1.What I do is similar to locksmithin, Breaking in some pantys is the art of Cocksmithin.
2. Jay always has alot of chix that want to give him some pussy, hes such a master at cocksmithin.
cocksmithin by One Deep aka Dirty J December 9, 2008

locksmithing 

When a woman is too tight for penetration so you persue the vagina with your hands first in order to "free the lock"
Larry's dinger was having trouble getting inside his girlfriends vagina so he used his kills in the ancient form of locksmithing to pave the way.

"Hey bro, Cathy was so tight last night... I was nervous that is wasnt gonna happen"
"What did you do?"
"We'll luckily i knew a primative amount of locksmithing"
"Genius bro"
locksmithing by LordBabylon August 9, 2016

Cocksmiling

When a woman is daydreaming about her favorite cock.
Who you cocksmiling about over there.

You gonna sit there cocksmiling all day or are you gonna get some work done.

Your cocksmile is showing.
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