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locksmithing 

When a woman is too tight for penetration so you persue the vagina with your hands first in order to "free the lock"
Larry's dinger was having trouble getting inside his girlfriends vagina so he used his kills in the ancient form of locksmithing to pave the way.

"Hey bro, Cathy was so tight last night... I was nervous that is wasnt gonna happen"
"What did you do?"
"We'll luckily i knew a primative amount of locksmithing"
"Genius bro"
locksmithing by LordBabylon August 9, 2016
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Cocksmithing 

The act of preparing ones cock for an encounter or ritual involving the cock. Once a year the cocksmiths celebrate the month of Cocktober which is considered to be very fruitful when it comes to the smithing of cocks.
“Are you ready for the annual cocksmithing celebration?”

“Oh you mean the order of the cocks. Yes I am. I hope i’m awarded with the cocksmithers valiant award.”

“You’re a shoe in. You smith cocks really well.”
Cocksmithing by gudy robert January 5, 2019
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Cocksmithing 

The smithing of one's cock.
Kramer spent all of last weekend cocksmithing, and sold them at market for a very low price. He banged multiple chicks via garage. Or ne-grage for the blacks.
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