locksmithing

When a woman is too tight for penetration so you persue the vagina with your hands first in order to "free the lock"

Larry's dinger was having trouble getting inside his girlfriends vagina so he used his kills in the ancient form of locksmithing to pave the way.

"Hey bro, Cathy was so tight last night... I was nervous that is wasnt gonna happen"
"What did you do?"
"We'll luckily i knew a primative amount of locksmithing"
"Genius bro"

locksmithing by LordBabylon August 9, 2016

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Cocksmithing

The act of preparing ones cock for an encounter or ritual involving the cock. Once a year the cocksmiths celebrate the month of Cocktober which is considered to be very fruitful when it comes to the smithing of cocks.

“Are you ready for the annual cocksmithing celebration?”

“Oh you mean the order of the cocks. Yes I am. I hope i’m awarded with the cocksmithers valiant award.”

“You’re a shoe in. You smith cocks really well.”

Cocksmithing by gudy robert January 5, 2019

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Cocksmithing

The smithing of one's cock.

Kramer spent all of last weekend cocksmithing, and sold them at market for a very low price. He banged multiple chicks via garage. Or ne-grage for the blacks.

Cocksmithing by The Black Bunga July 6, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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