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People from the east end of London, where there are chavs and g's that are known for their cockney slang. They are called cockneys. The east side has pretty much a separate language, completely different to any other place and so these people are commonly called cocknys rather than Londeners
This word is better spelt coqnys / coqnies to seem less rude
1 'Bruh his a scouser right ? You said he was from Liverpool ?
2 'No he lives in livapool now but his home town is london, i guess his one of us cocknys
cocknys by FamalamFamzee January 1, 2015
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cocknose 

to Eskimo kiss a dick
dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"
cocknose by hans zolo October 11, 2013

cocknasty 

Nastier than the nastiest thing you can imagine. It's not just nasty, it's cocknasty.
Matt- I just farted.
Chris- Your flatulance is cocknasty!
cocknasty by Snug-E Bling May 12, 2009

cockeysville middle school

a dumb ass school where everyone wears Vineyard Vines and name brand clothes. most people act like they're cool when they just look dumb. there's the ghetto kids, "popular" kids, and the emo kids. the teachers are good teachers but they're super strict. i fucking hate the school, but whatever.
fuck cockeysville middle school
cockeysville middle school by boyykidd September 14, 2017

cockys tongue 

"i took that chick home last night"
oh yea, did ya flick the ol cockys tongue?"
cockys tongue by weinz July 24, 2011

cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.
Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

cockniscient 

Mindful of a man's cock, and ensuring to tend to it at appropriate intervals. An antonym would be that bitch who only gives dome once a month.
The other night Maria went down on me right before bed, then again the second I woke up. She is so cockniscient!
cockniscient by James the NHD December 6, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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