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cockmeat sandwhich 

As seen in Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay a cockmeat sandwhich is when terrorists are forced to give the prison guards blowjobs.
Osama: hey uh so what do they got to eat around here?

Inmate: I hope you like cockmeat sandwhich

Osama: Whats that?? Is it kosher?

Prison Guard: Allright boys its time for your cock meat sandwhich. Now get on your knees and open up.

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Cockmeat Sandwhich 

What you order in a McDonalds drive thru,

for laughs or just because a particular Micky-D's has fucked up your order before.
Shatwifa-"What wouldja like to order?"
Justin-" Cockmeat Sandwhich?"
Shatwifa-" A Whaaaa"?
Justin- "A big juicy cock sandwhich and thats it"
Shatwifa to herself-" Damn asshole kids!!!!"

Cockmeat Sandwhich 

A giant cock wrapped in bread and other assorted sandwhich toppings and/or condoments
hey you wanna pass me the man gravy for my tasty cockmeat sandwhich?

cockmeat sandwich 

It's a blowjob, but not just any typical blowjob. The main difference is that the blowjob is given by two people instead of just one. The two people acts like the two slices of bread while the reciever's cock is like the meat sandwiched between the two slices of bread. Thus, the name "cockmeat sandwich" and always involve at least 3 people.

From 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

This term was used when Big Bob (a guard in Guantanamo Bay) asked Harold & Kumar to get hungry real fast and eat his cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo.
cockmeat sandwich by lenkun August 9, 2008

cock meat sandwhich 

Given by the guards to the prisoners, by making the prisoners sucking their cocks. Used in the movie Harold and Kumar 2 Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
I was once received a Cock Meat Sandwhich by a guard named Big Bob.

cockmeat sandwich 

Big Bob's coming in to give you a cockmeat sandwich! Be prepared!
cockmeat sandwich by big___a August 9, 2007

cockmeat sandwich 

a blowjob
used in the 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
-big bob pulls down pants-
big bob:ready for your cockmeat sandwich?
kumar:i've never sucked a dick before.i bet it sucks dick!
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