South Florida clubbers who have an overwhelming preoccupation with house music and afterhours partys. Characterized by a disturbing lack of taste, unappealingly tight clothing (including printed skintight tshirts and Diesel jeans on boys), ecstasy and ketamine abuse and no life direction. Often spotted in the wild at Shine, Nocturnal, Wednesday's at Voodoo Lounge, and the terrace at Club Space.

"Dude, why did you dump that girl? She was skinny and easy." "She was one of those cooljunkies. She wouldn't shut up about Boris and wore sunglasses at night to much. I couldn't take it!"

cooljunkie by JMSMiami December 26, 2007

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cockmuskie

A penis with fake gold teeth. (Think Black Ron Jeremy)

That cockmuskie reminded me of a world war two fighter jet, damn, them teeth ate me raw.

cockmuskie by Yuengling September 27, 2003

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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