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cooljunkie 

South Florida clubbers who have an overwhelming preoccupation with house music and afterhours partys. Characterized by a disturbing lack of taste, unappealingly tight clothing (including printed skintight tshirts and Diesel jeans on boys), ecstasy and ketamine abuse and no life direction. Often spotted in the wild at Shine, Nocturnal, Wednesday's at Voodoo Lounge, and the terrace at Club Space.
"Dude, why did you dump that girl? She was skinny and easy." "She was one of those cooljunkies. She wouldn't shut up about Boris and wore sunglasses at night to much. I couldn't take it!"
cooljunkie by JMSMiami December 26, 2007
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cockjunkie 

One who is addicted to the penis.

Frequently used when insulting someone, or explaining their homosexuality.
That kid? He's a cockjunkie for sure!
cockjunkie by antimuffins March 2, 2004
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