Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Yuengling

cockmuskie

A penis with fake gold teeth. (Think Black Ron Jeremy)

That cockmuskie reminded me of a world war two fighter jet, damn, them teeth ate me raw.

cockmuskie by Yuengling September 27, 2003

Some fat slut with a gaping vagina who manages to hook up with some poor drunk slob every weekend.

Damn, that stompslut fuck yo shit last night? you're a sorry ass nigga.

Stompslut by Yuengling September 26, 2003

A little person with a gigantic member who copulates with big people often. think horse wang on a kitten.

Damn girl, I heard you went runnin with that studmidget Cocoa...

studmidget by Yuengling September 26, 2003

man who gets off from eating lizards.

you met that creepy lizardman? fuck, he's like the dude in The Cell...

lizardman by Yuengling September 26, 2003

a female who rubs on the penis often with the bare hands.

I got this nasty rope burn today...some pawslut was rubbin my jimmy with her sandpaper hands.

pawslut by Yuengling September 26, 2003

Black chef-midget in a gay fraternity house, (particularly of the fraternity Sigma Alpha Epsilon)

Those lucky sigs have a housecock boy who jerks them off after every meal!

housecock boy by Yuengling September 26, 2003

a dirty mexican who runs a cockfighting ring out of the back of his bodega.

Man, I owe that cockmobster thirtyfive pesos, or else he has my eyes pecked out...

cockmobster by Yuengling September 26, 2003