Cockflop

(verb): To move or throw ones penis in a heavy, clumsy, or relaxed manner. (Usually considered vulgar)

That man wasnt paying attention and did a cockflop right into the pool.

by ShackleferdR March 29, 2009

Cockflop

When you're running or doing other exercise, with loose fitted, or no clothes around your nether regions, so that your manhood flops.

"Man, I was in the gym yesterday, and I only had a pair of boxers under my sweatpants! Everybody was staring at my massive cockflop!"

by Gram22 December 8, 2021

cockflop

saher and harveer are prime examples of cockflops, they instantly make a boy lose a boner

bobby: she just touched it and my cock floped

jon: thats cuz theyr cockflops

oli: camp hill scum!

by camp hill scum October 30, 2007

cockflower

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.

1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!

by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

Cockflopping

Inexplicably losing to an inferior opponent when being comfortably ahead late in a game.

South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.

by chilleymac October 9, 2014

Cockflogged

The synonymous word for a female of the male version of being pussywhipped
When a girl is head over heels obsessed and in love with a guy.

She is so in love with him, she be trippin'... He's got her cockflogged.

by ASG Click August 18, 2013

Cock-Flop

1) The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game or season in which you were highly favored or ranked; 2) The act of failing miserably on a grand athletic stage when your fan base expects you to be better than you were in previous years even though your best players have all been drafted; 3) Beating the #1 ranked team in the country, only to fall to the conference Cellar dweller the next week.

In back to back weeks the heavily Favored South Carolina Gamecocks blow a late 14 point lead against Kentucky and Missouri, that is a full blown Cock-Flop!

by Wildcat2014SEC October 10, 2014