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Confirmation Wipe
The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.
Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!
My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
Confirmation Wipe by Lunicus December 4, 2011
Confirmation Bias
The natural human tendency to hold opinions that agree with one's own point-of-view as more valuable than opinions that do not. However, this can be magnified to an insane proportion in ignorant people, overly-religious people, people who have power, people who think they have power, people on a power trip, and people who hate criticism in general. This may stem from a fear of change, what one does not know, or from an OD god complex.
Confirmation Bias by ionno whodunnit June 1, 2009
confirmation touch
when you are on an encounter/date with a potential mating partner, to see if the possibility of carnal delights lay in your future, you may use light gestures of physical contact to check if that's even an option. the more touching, the better. in the culture of online dating, this has become an integral component.
BOY: 'hey, do you wanna check out some music after dinner?"
<insert confirmation touch>
GIRL: 'yeah, let's leave now, that would be so radtastic'
<insert returned confirmation touch>
BOY: "you are so hot, i really wanna see you naked later"
<insert confirmation touch>
GIRL: 'you are a scumbag, leave me alone bobby"
<no returned confirmation touch>
BOY: "I LOVE THE THANG BAND TOO!"
<insert confirmation touch>
GIRL: "that bassist bobby bananaz is so funny"
<insert returned confirmation touch>
<insert confirmation touch>
GIRL: 'yeah, let's leave now, that would be so radtastic'
<insert returned confirmation touch>
BOY: "you are so hot, i really wanna see you naked later"
<insert confirmation touch>
GIRL: 'you are a scumbag, leave me alone bobby"
<no returned confirmation touch>
BOY: "I LOVE THE THANG BAND TOO!"
<insert confirmation touch>
GIRL: "that bassist bobby bananaz is so funny"
<insert returned confirmation touch>
confirmation touch by paulmaddthang August 6, 2012
Confirmation Pee
The urine that comes forth after depositing fecal matter in the toilet as to let you know that you are 100% complete with poo poo download!
"Man, I tried to stand up before the confirmation pee and let me tell you......I was NO WHERE near thru crappin!"
"Just because youve had the confirmation pee doesnt mean youre done poopin WHAT SO EVER!"
"Just because youve had the confirmation pee doesnt mean youre done poopin WHAT SO EVER!"
Confirmation Pee by Yeast and Hopps March 6, 2008
cockfiscation
n. An extreme cockblocking. So severe that the intervenor ends up getting with the girl. What the fuck.
I thought things were going well... she was totally going to spossle my bossle, and then Tyler pulled a total cockfiscation. I hope she gave him venereal disease(s).
cockfiscation by Yueng December 16, 2004
kill confirmation
the act of approaching a person shot and possibly only wounded and from close-range, shooting again, even repeatedly, to assure death.
Israel's High Court accepted the appeal of journalist Ilana Dayan. Dayan and Telad were ordered to pay the officer, knows as Captain R., NIS 300,000 for showing footage and airing audio tapes that suggested he had made a "kill confirmation" of 13-year-old Iman al-Hams near an IDF fortification in Rafah in the Gaza Strip in 2004.
kill confirmation by Shilonian March 27, 2012