Cockanoss

Chorley slang for cocknose. Normally prefixed with 'shit-off'.

Shit off Cockanoss

Cockanoss by The bad wolf July 8, 2009

cocknose 

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

cocknose by hans zolo October 11, 2013

Cockonoscopy 

Complete anal penetration

My boyfriend gave me a cockonoscopy last night and now I can't poo.

Cockonoscopy by sexperts February 1, 2010

Cockamouse 

A word used by Lily in "How I met your mother".

It means: a mutant combination between cockroach and mouse.

Robin: So what was it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It was a cockamouse!
Robin: What?
Lily: It's some sort of mutant combination of the two.
It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know...

Cockamouse by Mythdra March 28, 2009

cockanus 

A man putting his own cock in his ass.

Man 1: "Look, i've managed to put my own cock in my ass!"

Man 2: "Yeah, the good ol' cockanus"

cockanus by PappaSpanx December 18, 2008

Cockass 

Someone who is both a cock and an ass

Sean is a cockass

Cockass by bigdaddyfatsacks January 26, 2010

CockAss 

Cockass
Pronounced: Cock Ass (Cok Ass) or (Cok Ayass)
Meanings: A word often said by Jack Black. Can be found on Jack Black soundboards. Usually meant as an insult.

Anyone saying the word: You are suck a CockAss!!
Person being called a CockAss: Your so mean! *crying and running off like a little bitch*

CockAss by Faggot Bitch guy August 10, 2006