Cockanoss

Chorley slang for cocknose. Normally prefixed with 'shit-off'.

Shit off Cockanoss

by The bad wolf July 8, 2009

cocknose

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

by hans zolo October 11, 2013

Cockasseur

A great handler of cock.

Will is a classic cockasseur!

by nemandwill September 7, 2019

Cockonoscopy

Complete anal penetration

My boyfriend gave me a cockonoscopy last night and now I can't poo.

by sexperts February 1, 2010

Cockamouse

A word used by Lily in "How I met your mother".

It means: a mutant combination between cockroach and mouse.

Robin: So what was it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It was a cockamouse!
Robin: What?
Lily: It's some sort of mutant combination of the two.
It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know...

by Mythdra March 28, 2009

cockanus

A man putting his own cock in his ass.

Man 1: "Look, i've managed to put my own cock in my ass!"

Man 2: "Yeah, the good ol' cockanus"

by PappaSpanx December 18, 2008

Cockass

Someone who is both a cock and an ass

Sean is a cockass

by bigdaddyfatsacks January 26, 2010