cockano 

A penis that stands tall and proud with heavy veins, it’s also one that’s more eruptive than Mt Vesuvius on a bad day.

Kurt: ‘Hey, look at Amy over there, she’s always got a smile on her face.’
Daryl ‘That’s because she feeds on Josh’s cockano every night.’

cockano by Josho July 6, 2023

Cocknoculars 

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and most women, including those who would normally be deemed unattractive start to look beautiful.

After Turcs and the Coach had a few beers they grabbed a seat at the bar and put on their Cocknoculars.

Cocknoculars by TheCoachsJunk September 6, 2014

Cockaboo 

To surprise the opposite sex by revealing one's penis in a perfectly normal social setting

Girl: "We entered the elevator and he randomly whipped out his cock for no apparent reason. I really got cockabooed!"

Man walks by a random girl in the mall, whips out his cock and shouts "COCKABOO! I SEE YOU"

Cockaboo by Cacksman December 6, 2010

cockadouche 

A disgusting scabby smelly person who doesn't realize it. Personality traits include but are not limited to: whining and bitching, repeating the same stupid jokes over and over, cutting others off to give wrong answers to thier questions, telling everyone how hard they will work on something but never put any real effort into it, etc, etc...

I can't stand that Craig guy, he is such a cockadouche!!

cockadouche by Jalopyrigger November 13, 2017

cockadoodle

a morning boner or hard-on

Thank god it was Saturday; Mike woke me up with such a cockadoodle, we made love all morning!

cockadoodle by claudel October 3, 2009

Cockadoodlepoo 

When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.

"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"

Cockadoodlepoo by Lewhite January 3, 2010

cocknockled 

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

cocknockled by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005