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cock end
a person that bears a resemblance to that of the head of a penis. this person will often share the conversational capacity, and day-to-day usefulness with said object.
derogatory term, usually said by one male friend to another to suggest that they are generally useless, or that they are a giant smelly wanker with little, or no use.
derogatory term, usually said by one male friend to another to suggest that they are generally useless, or that they are a giant smelly wanker with little, or no use.
cock end by Scottie2Hottie May 5, 2006
cock end wangler
cock end wangler by amanda fuck July 5, 2010
Cock with an arsehole at one end.
He could change tyres, do DIY and mow the lawn.
Otherwise he was just a cock with an arsehole at one end.
Otherwise he was just a cock with an arsehole at one end.
Cock with an arsehole at one end. by Maggie T October 3, 2026
Cock Ender
A person who is annoying , thinks they are great but everyone thinks they are an idiot and they don't know it themselves.
Cock Ender by Baeder October 9, 2009
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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