cock wizard 

A person who exercises all of the powers of a mythological wizard, only on a penis.

He is a cock wizard.

-or-

He is a wizard of the cock.

cock wizard by cBURT June 22, 2008

Cock Wizard 

someone who likes cocks and almost magical when exposed to them doing things only told in stories

usually meant as an insult although it sometimes in weird situations it can be a good thing if your into that kinda thing

1.Me:Man your such a cock wizard!

Audience:hahahaha

Andy:man whatever....*crys*

2.Me: awww yes you like this dont you

Girl:yeah i love cocks

Me:damn cock wizard

Cock Wizard by mr. giggles12 March 18, 2009

cock thirsty shit wizard

A magical man who just can't get enough of sucking dick.

" My cousin is a voodoo cock thirsty shit wizard"

cock thirsty shit wizard by JoeOde January 17, 2017

Cockizard 

The Legendary Pokémon of the Pokémon Dick Version from Generation 69. It is a Penis Type and is 2x weak against the Vagina Type Legendary, Vulvasaur, from the opposite game, Pokémon Pussy Version.

Guy 1: Hey bro, let's battle! My Cockizard versus your Vulvasaur!

Guy 2: Yeah dude!

Cockizard by 420.666.69 May 19, 2016

cocklizard 

Probably the best insult in the world aside from Crotch Pheasant.

Dale: " You are a fag "

Jimmy: " Shut the hell up you Cocklizard "

cocklizard by MikeBrownsNumber1fan December 24, 2006

cockwizard 

Someone who is a professional at sucking cock.

Rob is a cockwizard.

cockwizard by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004