cock wind 

When a male is sitting in front or near a fan or breeze and the aroma of cock fills the air or blows in your face.

When Jacob was playing a video game he stretched his legs by a fan and his girlfriend got cock winded.

cock wind by yoshi01 July 24, 2009

cock in the wind 

The process of being disturbed during masturbation

"I had my cock in the wind the other night after my brother walked in on me at the most inappropriate of moments."

cock in the wind by Condatredonum January 9, 2008

Cock Window 

“Cock Window” - A finite period of opportunity when a female is open for approachment.

Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”

“Cock Window”

Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”

Cock Window by J. Trip March 20, 2022

Windmill Cock 

When your cock is so long that you can spin it around, and can give your house electricity.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see John's windmill cock?
Guy 2: Yeah man, hes making use of that non-renewable energy

Windmill Cock by dolphinsfaninwa November 1, 2016

Cockwinder 

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.

"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"

Cockwinder by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

cockwind 

The wind that would be created if Adobe were swinging their dick in front of you while you struggle with their apps.

I would be able to get a lot more done if this cockwind wasn't blowing in my face.

cockwind by Business Sloth August 30, 2013