Definitions by Condatredonum

cock in the wind 

The process of being disturbed during masturbation

"I had my cock in the wind the other night after my brother walked in on me at the most inappropriate of moments."

cock in the wind by Condatredonum January 9, 2008

Scatter muncher 

An indecisive bi-sexual woman.

"Laura doesn't know whether she likes men or women, she's such a scatter muncher"

Scatter muncher by Condatredonum January 9, 2008