Cock Waffler
Cock Waffler by PixelatedBritish November 16, 2013
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cock waffler
cock waffler by Cock waffler October 14, 2019
cock waffle
A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.
A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.
OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.
A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.
OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.
A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.
B) “I love u cockwaffle”.
B) “I love u cockwaffle”.
cock waffle by too-many-grouchy-people September 30, 2007
Cock waffle
Cock waffle by That waffle June 5, 2018
Cock Waffled
When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.
Cock Waffled by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008
Cock waffle
Cock waffle by Waffles4lyfe April 28, 2019
Office Cock Waffle
A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.
Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
Office Cock Waffle by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 5, 2018
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