cock teasing 

Used by women to gain power and/or humilate male friends and colleagues by the art of making perfectly normal men turn in to delusional idiots when they think the cock teaser actually has been wanting sex with them.

The magnitude of the effect is directly proportional to the time spent being teased and/or your position within the organisation

"That bitch has lead me on for weeks! And I told her the plans for our management restructure!"
"What a cock teasing you've had!"

cock teasing by BrettS June 25, 2005

Cock teasing 

Its when you are jerking off but you dont come.You're jerking and you feel yourself about to nut and you stop yourself.Then you start jerking again.Then you stop.

Woman in bed to Man:Are you jerking off.

Man:Nope.Just cock teasing.

Woman:Ohh.Goodnight.

Man:Goodnight.

Cock teasing by Jason acer July 8, 2011

cockteasing 

Involving straight jackets and feathers.

"I can't wait for marathon cockteasing to be recognized as a legitamate olympic sport, I'd take home the gold fo' so' baby!" -- A. Whoreski.

cockteasing by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 11, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008