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cock spike

A variation of the cock block that is similar to a spike in volleyball, Quick forceful and unstoppable.
Dude: So you don't have to but I think you should
Chick: Okay!
Chick's friend: I knew it! You need a man to justify yourself!
Chick (to dude): sorry but I have previous plans
Dude: Damn the cock spike !
cock spike by Homgen4 December 30, 2007
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Pumpkin Spice Cock-atte 

(n) the process of an anal plundering resulting in the partner's asshole gaping open and you pouring a pumpkin spice latte down the throbbing wet hole then proceeding to slurp out the delicious beverage afterwards.
Rob could not wait for his delicious Pumpkin Spice Cock-atte.

Israeli Spiced Cock 

When an israeli person smears their genitals with houmous and shoves it in someone’s mouth
I ate israeli spiced cock last night

cockspike 

nervous tremble in the penis with a feeling needles in the shaft
joe got a cockspike and had to stop fucking.
cockspike by Kennyzisme April 23, 2009

Cockspider. 

a midget smoking a joint, oftentimes directly after an orgy involving 7 or more carnies. This must be performed in a dirty carnival or circus-grounds, providing dusty spider-filled areas.
Do you see that cockspider?
Yeah i bet he just fucked those carnies over there.
Gross.
A euphemism for come. Usually invoked when the scent of that salty goo is in the air. Some trees emit a similar smell, particularly the ginkgo. Such groves can be termed a "cockspice forest".
Walking through the park today was like strolling through a cockspice forest.
cockspice by mista J November 7, 2008

cockspider 

One of those creepy unidentifiable spiders that races along like a cockroach, causing the human instinct for survival to take hold, and resulting in the inevitable squashing of said spider so quickly, that time does not allow for proper classification.
Quick, kill it" (annihilation by flip-flop or shoe) "Was that a spider? A cockroach? A cricket?" "No, I'm pretty sure it was a cockspider
cockspider by snotweezil May 9, 2011