cock soup

nothing; fuck all; a substandard reward for services poorly rendered, or due to just plain bad luck.

"Sam", scolded his father between gnashes of beef jerky, "you squandered all your time in that distance ed course, and what've you got to show for it? Cock soup."

by jeanh August 23, 2009

cock soup

Broth made from chicken (99.999% of industrial chicken is female, so there's no chance for "cock").

I think I have a cold. I'll have some cock soup.

by CaribMama March 12, 2003

cock soup

Something that is good.

Damn, Gina! That bitch is cock-soup. With balls.

by Xerobull November 29, 2002

Cock Soup

Whilst performing a successful Tea Bag, the throbbing tool is quickly thrust into the partner's mouth, creating a yummy between-meal treat

Cindy was pleased when Jimmy stuffed his dick into her mouth with his balls to finish her dinner of Cock Soup

by BobbyScott June 25, 2016

cock-a-leekie soup

Traditional Scottish Soup whose origins can be traced back to the days of friendship between Scotland and France. (NYT Bread and Soup Cookbook.) Ingredients include one whole chicken, peppercorns, broth, leeks, dried prunes and dried apricots, parsley.

Waitress: Take your order sir?

Man: Bowl a' cock-a-leekie soup.

Waitress: Will you be having Lame Salad with that?

Man: I beg your pardon???

by I. Wagner November 11, 2008