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cock sniffer 

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One who injests the fumes of the penis vigorously through their nostrils, up until the point where the cock gets vacuumed up into their nose, eventually stabbing the sniffers brain until they die a horrible cock-sniffy death.
Detective: I'm sorry Maam. I appears your daughter was killed in a cock-sniffing accident.

Mother: Whats that? Oh sorry, I was sniffing your cock.
cock sniffer by Cocksniff-Ologist June 24, 2003
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cock sniffer 

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the worst of the worst insults...nothing can surpass "cock sniffer." this is the type of person that is so gay that not only would they suck a cock, they would take the time to sniff it too. they enjoy their time down in the groin of another man, and will do anything to stay there. few people are this gay, but there are some out there.
as lorenzo finished sucking off roberto, he took a big sniff of robertos cock.
cock sniffer by Urban Dictionary May 22, 2005

Cock Sniffer 

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(Adj) A woman so insanely paranoid and jealous of her male partner's interaction with other females that she demands to sniff his genitalia with a view to determining whether he has recently engaged in coitus with a different partner.
Simon's girlfriend demanded that Simon let her sniff his cock because he had been talking to an ex-girlfriend. Simon later informed his colleagues that his girlfriend was a cock sniffer.
Cock Sniffer by Crazy Pierre May 26, 2010
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cock snaffle 

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A quick slurp on ones penis
"Ellen gave me a quick cock snaffle on friday".
cock snaffle by Mike,C April 7, 2006
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Cock Sniffer 

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A woman or man that is so jealous they sniff the mans genitals in order to see if he is being faithful
Man... My girl is a cock sniffer, she never believes I'm at work!
Cock Sniffer by breakr October 21, 2011
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Cock sniffer 

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A person who likes smelling unwashed cock
Emily is a cock sniffer, make sure your cock isn't washed bro
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