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cock small

A word meaning you are uncool and have a small penis.
cock small by Cockbig May 30, 2017
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tough talk for a fella with a small cock 

when you try to roast sonic and he says back “tough talk for a fella with a small cock” you instantly die.
you: “sonic you are gay

sonic: “tough talk for a fella with a small cock”

Darren Small Cock 

Noun

Derogatory name of a man with a penis of below average girth. Applies no matter what length
(1st girl) "how was your date last night?"
(2nd girl) "Date with who?...Oh, Darren Small Cock. It was 'grrreat'... I didn't get much or orgasm until after he left ;)"
Darren Small Cock by tracyducy December 16, 2012

captian small cock 

A male who has a huge attitude, thinks his shit doesn't stink, and really has no reason to treat others like shit.
Who does he think he is Captian small cock...
captian small cock by jillabc March 22, 2008

Big Talk, Small Cock Syndrome 

1. When someone compensates for lack of size by using big words.
2. When an online videogame player talks a big game to compensate for lack of size.
3. When a videogame player insults other players due to his own lack of size.
-Dude, you fucking prick motherfuckers. Watch me pwn you next round you noobsicle cocksucking pricks!!!

-Dude, stfu and play the game already.

-Hey, fuck you prick! I fucked your momma last night with my bigass dick. What are you gonna do about it, huh biatch? You can't even find your tiny ass prick. That's how small you are.

-Dude, what's his problem?

-Big talk, small cock syndrome.

Connor Dixon Has A Small Cock 

My friend connor dixon has a small cock

From Logan
You know connor dixon?

Yeh that dude has a small cock

yeh connor dixon has a small cock

mother fucking prick with a small cock 

a person who likes to fuck their mom, acts like a dick, and has a small penis
Christina likes this Anthony kid who is a mother fucking prick with a small cock.
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