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cock slung 

Placed in a position of helplessness usually as a result of one's own actions or fate conspiring against you.
Fuck I missed my appointment now I'm totally cock slung.
cock slung by Setzer April 5, 2004
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cockslinger 

Mary is slept with the entire football team. She is such a cockslinger!!!
cockslinger by atl*girlie January 16, 2003

Cocksling 

A splint or similar device used to suspend a damaged penis.
"I was doing her in the butt, then she clenched and now I'm in this cocksling, story of my life man, story of my life.
Cocksling by LOL April 5, 2003

cockslinger 

A musty-ass woman who sleeps around with lots of guys. She probably knows how your bro's dick looks. They pull out dicks all the time, firing out cum like a cowboy with a gun.
Cockslinger: pew pew!
cockslinger by username0991 May 2, 2020

cocklunger 

Penetrating so fast that you dislocate your pelvis.
He's a cocklunger.
cocklunger by fommy0 June 2, 2016

cockslinger 

nickname for the super hero 'spider dick'
spider man? what a cockslinger
cockslinger by jesus August 3, 2004
Join #haidere and you'll see the first cockslug
cockslug by ohmygodmuffinz June 14, 2011
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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