Cocks-Length

A term used to define a measurement or distance equal to the length of your penis, usually exaggerated.

Friend: Hey dude, how far is it to Disneyland from Nepal?
Me: Umm, I think it's like 3 Cocks-Lengths.
Friend: Keep dreamin pal!

Cocks-Length by 3forint.com September 28, 2012

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cock length

unit of measurement which is 9 inches.
there are however local variations to this, the 9 inches quoted is generally recognised in England UK. but for example in Asia a cock lengtht is only recognised as 4 inches and in most African country's a cock length is claimed to be 11 inches but recent research (by my wife) shows this to be an exaggeration.

when wanting an 18 inch length of wood john shouted
"Richard pass me a piece of wood please"
"how long ?"
"about 2 cock lengths"

cock length by breast inspector February 12, 2013

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cock length

A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.

'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."

cock length by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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