A term that descibes a dick during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight dicks as opposed to one.
-He has such a spider dick. I honestly thought I'd been tricked into a gang bang until I turned around.

-If only I had a spider dick then maybe I could be lucky with the ladies as well.

-Spider dick, spider dick, does whatever a spider dick does, spin a web? No it' cant, it's a dick! What a dick! Look ouuuutt, here comes the spider dick!
by captain turbo March 9, 2010
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when you nut and the cut hangs from your dick like a web
by defsbgr October 2, 2019
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When there’s a creepy old man that is checking you out...
Omg Tiffany THERE ARE SPIDERS ON MY DICK!!!! This guys like 50
by Hellyea10362 September 6, 2018
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A spider that looks suspiciously like a hand with four fingers curled down like four legs and the middle finger jutting out and wiggling like a head. It feeds on male genetalia. Cousin of the boob crab, the man-boob spider, the shenis spider and the vagina spider.
Holy crap! a caribbean dick spider is eating my male genatalia! What shall I do? It looks like a hand!
by shafer r. May 25, 2008
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