cock pushup
In anticipation of becoming more popular with the ladies -- and as a means of becoming more popular with the ladies -- I've been doing cock pushups.
cock pushup by Edward fromTuskeegee or something September 11, 2006
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cock pushup
KG:Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock pushup.
JB: What's a cock pushup?
KG: What's a cock pushup? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner
JB: What's a cock pushup?
KG: What's a cock pushup? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner
cock pushup by NBaker January 17, 2008
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guy 1: wtf? get your lazy ass off the floor!
guy 2: i'm doing cock push-ups! give me a second and turn the porn back on!
guy 2: i'm doing cock push-ups! give me a second and turn the porn back on!
cock push-up by KaylinOWNSYOU March 28, 2007
cock pushups
Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups
cock pushups by ActionDan February 11, 2007
cock push up
where you lay flat on your chest on the ground, enjoy yourself and allow yourself to enlarge your penis. Then you pick yourself up with your boner, much like a push up
alex: i did 400 cock push ups last weak
ted: you must be tired
alex: are you kidding me?! my cock can go on your hours
ted: you must be tired
alex: are you kidding me?! my cock can go on your hours
cock push up by nud ronoc January 31, 2005
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