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Cock muzzle 

A male chastity belt that is used because someone can't keep there dick out of trouble
Noah needed a cock muzzle because he was such a whore
Cock muzzle by A1day1b2day2 February 12, 2017

Cockmuzzle

A leather cozey designed to be worn on a penis to restrain it from biting children.
I had to put a cockmuzzle on because of all the complaints from angry parents.
Cockmuzzle by XxSwagWarriorxX May 20, 2015

Cockguzzler 

And adjective given to one who ingests cocks at a very high rate.
Hey yo, look at that cockguzzler over there.
Cockguzzler by MLGMommySlayer October 13, 2016

cockguzzler 

One who performs oral sex on the male anatomy frequently with many partners.
The cockguzzler resembled a circus seal with many horns in front of them.

cocknuzzle 

Like spooning.. but naked.. where the males genitals nuzzle into the females bottom.. Snuggled in.. can also be called bumnuzzle
My boyfriend loves waking up, rolling over and starting this morning with a cocknuzzle. I love the bumnuzzling :)
cocknuzzle by MissTara April 19, 2014

Cockpuzzler

A woman who looks like they may actually have a cock but you can't really tell
Guy 1: "I think Eddie might be a cockpuzzler, I'm pretty sure there's a bulge"

Guy 2: "Well she looks like a girl so idk"
Cockpuzzler by corcor64 February 24, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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