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cock muzzle 

when someone tries to talk while sucking cock .
Manuel tries to cock muzzle every night.
cock muzzle by peniscunt69 November 3, 2014
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Cock muzzle 

A male chastity belt that is used because someone can't keep there dick out of trouble
Noah needed a cock muzzle because he was such a whore
Cock muzzle by A1day1b2day2 February 12, 2017

Cockmuzzle

A leather cozey designed to be worn on a penis to restrain it from biting children.
I had to put a cockmuzzle on because of all the complaints from angry parents.
Cockmuzzle by XxSwagWarriorxX May 20, 2015

Cockguzzler 

And adjective given to one who ingests cocks at a very high rate.
Cockguzzler by MLGMommySlayer October 13, 2016

cockguzzler 

One who performs oral sex on the male anatomy frequently with many partners.
The cockguzzler resembled a circus seal with many horns in front of them.

cocknuzzle 

Like spooning.. but naked.. where the males genitals nuzzle into the females bottom.. Snuggled in.. can also be called bumnuzzle
My boyfriend loves waking up, rolling over and starting this morning with a cocknuzzle. I love the bumnuzzling :)
cocknuzzle by MissTara April 19, 2014

Cockpuzzler

A woman who looks like they may actually have a cock but you can't really tell
Guy 1: "I think Eddie might be a cockpuzzler, I'm pretty sure there's a bulge"

Guy 2: "Well she looks like a girl so idk"
Cockpuzzler by corcor64 February 24, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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