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Cock Mock 

Making fun of a guy's cock, or lack thereof, usually because it's too small or can't get hard.
Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".

Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?

Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.

Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!

Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
Cock Mock by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2010
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cock mock 

1) A young girl who dreams of getting a sex change so the can have a penis.

2) A girl who's already gotten a sex change so she could have a penis.

3) The butch of a lesbian couple.

4) The girl(s) who wear(s) a strap-on dildo during lesbian sex, treesome or orgies.

5) A girl who dresses like a boy thinking it will make her cooler.
Man that ugly little girl over there is a deffinate cock mock.

mock cock 

A dildo, or other false penis-like devices.
Dude, did you find Quinn's mock cock? I can't believe he has one.
mock cock by Gregory June 15, 2004

Mock-Cock Docking 

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
Mock-Cock Docking by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024

Cock Mocking 

Teasing your friend for the way that they hit on someone
see cockblock
Guy 1: So I ran into (___) yesterday and damn she was fine.
Guy 2:"and what did you say?"
Guy 1:"Hello Gorgeous"
Guy 2:"Hello Gorgeous? Wow that's pathetic"
Guy 1"You cock mocking me?"
Cock Mocking by MALCOLM XXX November 9, 2012

cock mocker 

see mock cock or cock mock
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cock mocking 

When you mockingly refer to another man's penis.
We gave Alex one hell of a cock mocking. Ya know, 'cuz he has a small penis.
cock mocking by Gregory June 15, 2004
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